Category Archives: Dishin’ Dogma

The Dire Consequences of Falling in Love

There is nothing worse than listening to the incoherent ramblings of a good friend when she’s fallen in love. Euphoric-walking on air-state of temporary bliss, kind of love, when all her hopes and dreams have come true, the stars are … Continue reading

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Ain’t No Country for Old Women – Aging Broads in a bit of a Quandary

NO bitching about aging. Seriously, not a word—unless you’re retaining water, sleep with an oscillating fan, and have to measure out food because of a metabolism gone awry. Particularly you men out there, complaining that fifty sucks. Yeah, you! Just … Continue reading

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Maladjusted and Dysfunctional: The New Frontier

“There’s been an accident. The new hearse is totaled. Your father is dead. Your father is dead, and my pot roast is ruined.” –Six Feet Under As much as we try to sugar-coat them with terms like “eccentric” or “unique,” … Continue reading

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Distracted Like a Fox – Trapped in a Hurricane of Hormonal Suckery

You’ve probably been wondering where I’ve been the past ‘few’ months—why for two years, I’ve been consistent in spewing my ‘dogma,’ and then poof, I’m a one-hit wonder. So where have I been? Good question. The details are a bit … Continue reading

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Oh America: Ye Prudish Prigs!

What’s all the fuss about exposed willies and ta-tas? Unless you’ve sworn off all media recently, you’ve almost certainly heard that back in August, the royals got their knickers in a knot when nude photos surfaced of one very fine … Continue reading

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