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		<title>The Dire Consequences of Falling in Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Jun 2013 04:41:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is nothing worse than listening to the incoherent ramblings of a good friend when she&#8217;s fallen in love. Euphoric-walking on air-state of temporary bliss, kind of love, when all her hopes and dreams have come true, the stars are &#8230; <a href="http://www.thescarletdogma.com/dishin-dogma/the-dire-consequences-of-falling-in-love/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ain&#8217;t No Country for Old Women – Aging Broads in a bit of a Quandary</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 May 2013 19:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[NO bitching about aging. Seriously, not a word—unless you&#8217;re retaining water, sleep with an oscillating fan, and have to measure out food because of a metabolism gone awry. Particularly you men out there, complaining that fifty sucks. Yeah, you! Just &#8230; <a href="http://www.thescarletdogma.com/dishin-dogma/aint-no-country-for-old-women-%e2%80%93-aging-broads-in-a-bit-of-a-quandary/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Maladjusted and Dysfunctional: The New Frontier</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Mar 2013 00:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;There&#8217;s been an accident. The new hearse is totaled. Your father is dead. Your father is dead, and my pot roast is ruined.&#8221; –Six Feet Under As much as we try to sugar-coat them with terms like &#8220;eccentric&#8221; or &#8220;unique,&#8221; &#8230; <a href="http://www.thescarletdogma.com/dishin-dogma/maladjusted-and-dysfunctional-the-new-frontier/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Distracted Like a Fox &#8211; Trapped in a Hurricane of Hormonal Suckery</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 05:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You&#8217;ve probably been wondering where I&#8217;ve been the past &#8216;few&#8217; months—why for two years, I&#8217;ve been consistent in spewing my &#8216;dogma,&#8217; and then poof, I&#8217;m a one-hit wonder. So where have I been? Good question. The details are a bit &#8230; <a href="http://www.thescarletdogma.com/dishin-dogma/distracted-like-a-fox-trapped-in-a-hurricane-of-hormonal-suckery/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Oh America: Ye Prudish Prigs!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 00:45:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Karen</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What&#8217;s all the fuss about exposed willies and ta-tas? Unless you&#8217;ve sworn off all media recently, you&#8217;ve almost certainly heard that back in August, the royals got their knickers in a knot when nude photos surfaced of one very fine &#8230; <a href="http://www.thescarletdogma.com/dishin-dogma/oh-america-ye-prudish-prigs/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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