Category Archives: Dishin’ Dogma

Dater Beware: Not so New and Deadly Mutations of Men to Watch out For

Even if you’re the most intuitive of women, with no fears of intimacy, co-dependency, boundary issues, or run-of-the-mill neurosis, there are those men that can slip through the cracks, ruin an otherwise good life, and make you wish you had … Continue reading

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The Dire Consequences of Falling in Love

There is nothing worse than listening to the incoherent ramblings of a good friend when she’s fallen in love. Euphoric-walking-on-air-state-of temporary-bliss, kind of love, when all her hopes and dreams have come true, the stars are aligned, birds soar in … Continue reading

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On Valentine’s Etiquette – So, What’s a Guy to do that Ain’t got a Clue?

Ah, Valentine’s Day―another holiday that manages to inspire warmth and contempt in the masses. Whether you’re stupid crazy in love, in a new happy fog, or unwaveringly single, there apparently is some form of Valentine’s Day etiquette to abide by … Continue reading

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Distracted Like a Fox – Trapped in a Hurricane of Hormonal Suckery

You’ve probably been wondering where I’ve been the past ‘few’ months—why for two years, I’ve been consistent in spewing my ‘dogma,’ and then poof, I’m a one-hit wonder. So where have I been? Good question. The details are a bit … Continue reading

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Maladjusted and Dysfunctional: The New Frontier

  “There’s been an accident. The new hearse is totaled. Your father is dead. Your father is dead, and my pot roast is ruined.”   –Six Feet Under As much as we try to sugar-coat them with terms like “eccentric” … Continue reading

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Oh America: Ye Prudish Prigs!

What’s all the fuss about exposed willies and ta-tas? Unless you’ve sworn off all media recently, you’ve almost certainly heard that back in August, the royals got their knickers in a knot when nude photos surfaced of one very fine … Continue reading

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It’s my Party and I’ll Smile if I Want to!

There is nothing more offensive and more likely to bring out the Cinderella bitch in you, as a virtual stranger saying to you, “Smile! Things can’t be THAT bad!” Are you kidding me? Who are these clueless clods to think … Continue reading

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Boundary Issues – the Hot New Malady Du Jour

You know that sappy-eyed look you get when someone is falling head-over-heels for you? You know the look. The soft, runny, weak, and worshipful, I’m-crazy-in-love-with-you-and-will-put-up-with-anything-because-I’m-a-doormat look, that annoys the shit out of you? Yeah, that’s the one. You hate the … Continue reading

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Ode to Guilt & Shame: The Stigma of Solo

For those of us who have ever experienced an unusually long dry spell in between Mr. Rights, the humming and tapping of our feet, waiting for that special someone to trip over us can feel like an entire decade. Millions … Continue reading

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Is There a Difference Between Being Considered ‘Attractive’ and ‘Fuckable?’

Last week’s post,  “It’s the Age of the Sexy MILF – Once Taboo, Now Perversely Erotic,” seemed to arouse interest, (shocking) and provoke discussion—and since I seem to be heading down the road to erotica at some point soon, I … Continue reading

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Palin Preaching Abstinence – Pause before you Play or Pause (to pray) before you Play?

While abstinence campaigns that denounce pre-marital sex, may boost the morale of those teenagers practicing abstinence, or stimulate virgins to take that oath of celibacy, they make a mockery of their message by using spokespeople like America’s most famous teenage … Continue reading

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Dishin’ out Sass!

Ballsy women rock! So this is for all you smart, sane, sassy women, who mean what you say and say what you mean. This section is devoted to you and your memorable episodes or short stories that warranted shifting your sassy … Continue reading

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