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Category Archives: Dishin’ Dogma
Dater Beware: Not so New and Deadly Mutations of Men to Watch out For
Even if you’re the most intuitive of women, with no fears of intimacy, co-dependency, boundary issues, or run-of-the-mill neurosis, there are those men that can slip through the cracks, ruin an otherwise good life, and make you wish you had … Continue reading
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Tagged adultery, affairs, ambiguous guy, aspiring-to-be, beware, cheating, condescending, Dater, dating, deadly men, deception, devalued, dirtbag, disaster, disposable, disrespect, divorce, dreamer, ego gratification, entitlement issues, heartbreak, liar, loser guy, manic depressives, married man, narcissistic, ogling, overinflated ego, personality disorders, prick, problematic men, schizophrenia, self-proclaimed Renaissance man, self-serving, slut, SOB, stay away, suicidal, swoony, tongue lashing, unhappy, wandering eye, wandering pecker, warning signs, will never mature
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On Valentine’s Etiquette – So, What’s a Guy to do that Ain’t got a Clue?
Ah, Valentine’s Day―another holiday that manages to inspire warmth and contempt in the masses. Whether you’re stupid crazy in love, in a new happy fog, or unwaveringly single, there apparently is some form of Valentine’s Day etiquette to abide by … Continue reading
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Tagged about women, candles, chocolate, Emily Post, floral bouquet, heart-shaped candy, in love, long stemmed rose, love, manners, raising polite kids, romantic dinner, roses, teaching etiquette, Valentine's Day, Valentine's Day etiquette
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Distracted Like a Fox – Trapped in a Hurricane of Hormonal Suckery
You’ve probably been wondering where I’ve been the past ‘few’ months—why for two years, I’ve been consistent in spewing my ‘dogma,’ and then poof, I’m a one-hit wonder. So where have I been? Good question. The details are a bit … Continue reading
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Tagged absent-mindedness, age, brain-racking, champion, confident 50's, confusion, Deepak, depleted, Distracted, Dr. Oz, early menopause, easily distracted, fabulous, falling down, Hormonal, hot flashes, indecision, insomnia, lack of hormones, loss of diction, memory lapses, menopause, migraines, Oprah, pain, power keg, psyche, random weeping, sassy, self-worth, stupor, Suckery, suffering, terror, torturtured, unfamiliar symptoms, useless, Valium, zen
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Maladjusted and Dysfunctional: The New Frontier
“There’s been an accident. The new hearse is totaled. Your father is dead. Your father is dead, and my pot roast is ruined.” –Six Feet Under As much as we try to sugar-coat them with terms like “eccentric” … Continue reading
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Tagged deep dark secrets, dysfunctional family, Edith and Archie Bunker, excommunication, family dynamics, family feuds, fear and hatred, interfaith marriages, Jewish women, Maladjusted, neurosis, new frontier, overprotective, repressive parents, resentment, Six Feet Under
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Oh America: Ye Prudish Prigs!
What’s all the fuss about exposed willies and ta-tas? Unless you’ve sworn off all media recently, you’ve almost certainly heard that back in August, the royals got their knickers in a knot when nude photos surfaced of one very fine … Continue reading
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Tagged America, Buckingham Palace, Camilla, Charles, cheeky chap, damage control, Diana, divorces, Duchess of Cambridge, Edward, English royalty, exposed willies, Fergie, gaffes, hotel suite, indiscretions, Las Vegas, media, mistresses, Ms. Middleton, naked, nude photos, photo scandals, prigs, Prince Harry, Prince Philip, Prince William, prudes, prudish, prudish tendencies, prudishness, royals, Sarah Ferguson, Sin City, strip billiards, stuffy Brits, ta-tas, toe sucking, topless
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It’s my Party and I’ll Smile if I Want to!
There is nothing more offensive and more likely to bring out the Cinderella bitch in you, as a virtual stranger saying to you, “Smile! Things can’t be THAT bad!” Are you kidding me? Who are these clueless clods to think … Continue reading
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Tagged be a good girl and smile, feminism, I'll smile if I want to, insist women smile, smile, smile on command, telling me to smile, the man who says smile, things can't be that bad
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Boundary Issues – the Hot New Malady Du Jour
You know that sappy-eyed look you get when someone is falling head-over-heels for you? You know the look. The soft, runny, weak, and worshipful, I’m-crazy-in-love-with-you-and-will-put-up-with-anything-because-I’m-a-doormat look, that annoys the shit out of you? Yeah, that’s the one. You hate the … Continue reading
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Tagged blame, boundary issues, boundary-challenged, control freak, controlling, distrustful, dysfunction, emotional tresspassing, fear confrontation, malady, narcissist, overbearing, permeable membrane, plagued, provoked, relationship, rigid, sappiness, self-respect, tentative, trust instincts, weakness, worthlessness
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Ode to Guilt & Shame: The Stigma of Solo
For those of us who have ever experienced an unusually long dry spell in between Mr. Rights, the humming and tapping of our feet, waiting for that special someone to trip over us can feel like an entire decade. Millions … Continue reading
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Tagged alone, anxiety, biological clocks, boyfriend, fulfilling relationship, getting laid, guilt, jealous resentment, mate, miserable, no shame in being lonely, panic, pathetic life, propaganda, self-esteem, shame, shame of solo, singlehood, stigma of solo, tragic
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Is There a Difference Between Being Considered ‘Attractive’ and ‘Fuckable?’
Last week’s post, “It’s the Age of the Sexy MILF – Once Taboo, Now Perversely Erotic,” seemed to arouse interest, (shocking) and provoke discussion—and since I seem to be heading down the road to erotica at some point soon, I … Continue reading
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Tagged attractive, balancing act, being considered attractive, erotic, erotica, fuckability, fuckable, goddesses, Hollywood screenwriter, hot mom, maternal, maternal factor, midlife sexuality, MILF honor, milfdom, Minka Fieldstone, phone sex, sensual, sexy, sexy MILF
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Palin Preaching Abstinence – Pause before you Play or Pause (to pray) before you Play?
While abstinence campaigns that denounce pre-marital sex, may boost the morale of those teenagers practicing abstinence, or stimulate virgins to take that oath of celibacy, they make a mockery of their message by using spokespeople like America’s most famous teenage … Continue reading
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Tagged abstinence, abstinence PSA, Bristol Palin, condom, contraception, credibility, knocked up, pause before you play, pre-marital sex, safe sex, Sarah Palin, teen pregnancy, teenage single mother, teenagers, The Candie’s Foundation, The Situation, Tripp
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